Sometimes I just throw a blanket over my head and the monitor just so I have real ultimate privacy.
So in exchange for five dollars, I get to sleep in and come to work whenever I want? Done!
...it's actually a tacky policy, but when you're able to quantify the cost of coming to work late, it usually makes the thought of being late more appealing. Especially early in the morning.
How many times can he walk past before he slams them all shut?
I'd do it myself, but the country club calls! You know how it is.
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