"... on breakroom pinball. 560,000 is the best score you can do?"
From her boss: "She was supposed to start at 4pm. Good thing I'm a patient boss."
"Doesn't matter, at desk!"
I can tell by the keystrokes...
Another great gag from Five Second Films
WARNING: Language is not safe for work. Conversely, the joke is highly relevant TO work. Weigh your options, I suppose.
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