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So in exchange for five dollars, I get to sleep in and come to work whenever I want? Done!

...it's actually a tacky policy, but when you're able to quantify the cost of coming to work late, it usually makes the thought of being late more appealing. Especially early in the morning.

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Sometimes I just throw a blanket over my head and the monitor just so I have real ultimate privacy.

~OLJ

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For added effect, re-read while playing the Jaws soundtrack until the 9th panel. Then, after the 9th panel, play the soundtrack in reverse. Maybe a choir of angels for the last panel. Your call.

~OLJ

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