For added effect, re-read while playing the Jaws soundtrack until the 9th panel. Then, after the 9th panel, play the soundtrack in reverse. Maybe a choir of angels for the last panel. Your call.
"There's a space shuttle blocking the highway."
"Johnson, you must really think I'm stupid, don't you?"
What's a .jpeg again?
"... on breakroom pinball. 560,000 is the best score you can do?"