Close Enough

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She'll Remember This When It's Time For Evaluations...

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The Best Way to Celebrate an Office Birthday

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I'll Shoot You at All Your Special Events

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Weddings, birthdays, and even funerals!

Every Man Secretly Dreams of being a Princess

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... deep down inside.

Time to Unwrap Your Presents!

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"I never thought grateful and annoyed could be the same emotion, guys! Thanks!"

Additional Birthday Wishes Must Be Filed in Triplicate

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