Cooties

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abc sandwich,awesome co-workers not,basic instructions,best buy,biohazard,children,cooties,cubicle rage,dickhead co-workers,dickheads,disease vector,fridge battle,fridge politics,gross,hazmat,ied,leftovers,office kitchen,outbreak,paper signs,passive aggressive,quarantine,rhesus,sass,screw you,signage,Subway,trap,wiseass,work smarter not harder
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This Note: theft deterrent system at Best Buy, sorta

Who catheterizes themselves at work???

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basic instructions,biohazard,boners,medical waste,official sign,paper signs,plunger fail,Sad,Terrifying,worst toilet clog ever
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Found on the bathroom mirror at work

Oh Crap! He Shook My Hand Yesterday!

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alert,barfing everywhere probably,basic instructions,biohazard,closed,computer lab,contagious,contaminated,disease,flu,germs,gross,hazard,illness,osha,outbreak,paper signs,plague,quarantine,sick,sickness,signage,Terrifying,virus,warning
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"Hear ye, Hear ye! Sonny * has caught the stomach plague of death. Hence the Mac Lab will be closed this evening. March 30, 2008 Thank you kindly, The Royal Mac Lab Staff"

Caution: Any Part of Your Workplace May Be Used as a Weapon

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The remake will have CDs, and they will slice a person's head clean off.