Keeping employees' thieving hands away from a stack of beer is like keeping an ADD person's eyes from looking at a squirrel.
The fine folks over at After 12, Parenting Fails, and School of Fail would all like to have a word with you.
Nasty, bitter, and makes you sleepy.
"Yo Steve, check this one out: 'Moose Drool,' a top quality amber ale.""Ugh, why would they name it that?"