^From the bathroom door of a closing Borders.
Dollar Shave Club has the solution to your poopy problems: One Wipe Charlies! The softest, cleanest, fastest manliest way to handle your business.
Sign posted on the inside of the door to the men's bathroom at my office. I know who they are talking about too.
Just kidding. This is a follow up to what happened to that toilet with the snake in it.