What? You Said You Wanted a Corner Office!

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What? You Said You Wanted a Corner Office!
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And, you know, we figured since you're in here all the time anyway, we'd just make it easier on you.

Last Warning, Buddy!

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Last Warning, Buddy!
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Or else I'll slide my fist up under your face!

Thomas Can't Do Anything Right

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Thomas Can't Do Anything Right
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"I hear he broke the cold water tap off the break room water cooler, and now it's suing him for sexual harassment. Tsk tsk, Thomas."

While at the Office, I Do the Impossible Every Day

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While at the Office, I Do the Impossible Every Day
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Some people ask me how I do it.

"Magic," I answer with a grin. "And prune juice. Lots and lots of prune juice."