Yea, Though I Walk Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death...

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... I shall fear no evil, because Apple Maps shows me all the convenient routes past the evil.

But First, Make Sure to Update Logout and then Log Out of Logout to Properly Log Out

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Windows programs: Hit close, program takes eight minutes to close because of junk scripts and bad memory issues.

Apple programs: Well, just take a look above.

Linux programs: Search on various internet forums to figure out how to close a program for twenty minutes, at which point you realize you forgot to add the extra .dll which adds the logout shortcut. Once installed, closes perfectly every time.

Brian Williams Has Apple All Figured Out

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Apple takes most of the flak for this marketing strategy, but the truth is that companies have been doing it practically since the concept of "companies" was invented. Economists even have a dedicated term for it.

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