"Hang on, I've got just the thing for you guys! ... Damn, don't tell me I forgot to bring my TV! Oh well, sorry guys, never mind."
@America catch me if u can l0sers lololollolololo
3 seconds ago near Abbottabad, Pakistan
Here is my handle, here is my 3-year extended warranty for only $299.99 extra.
Facebook: "The snitch."
That last app sure does ask a lot of personal information.
You can find way less tacky ways to LOL over Halloween today on Holidays!
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