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apple,close,computer,exit,logout,program,wait what,yo dawg
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Windows programs: Hit close, program takes eight minutes to close because of junk scripts and bad memory issues.

Apple programs: Well, just take a look above.

Linux programs: Search on various internet forums to figure out how to close a program for twenty minutes, at which point you realize you forgot to add the extra .dll which adds the logout shortcut. Once installed, closes perfectly every time.

apple,rip,steve jobs,too soon
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job fails - steve jobs

And, when you've decided it's not too soon anymore, you can direct your eyes to the bottom half of this post...

job fails - zune

job fails - them apples

job fails - them apples

...but seriously. R.I.P.

apple,ipad,ipatent,Samsung
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Apple hereby reserves the right to patent everything ever. You're welcome for the Mars Rover, by the way...

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Ha! What a dumb title! There's no way that could be true.

But I want to watch just to see how dumb it is...

Hmm, okay, that's a decent point... but it's just one decent point!

Huh, well that's... wait, really?

Seriously? This is... What? You've got to be kidding me...

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