Now You're Thinking With Apples

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I'd Also Like to See It Compared to Actual Apples

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Because apples are delicious and nutritious, neither of which are qualities of which the iPad or a rock can boast.

Woo, look at me, being all fancy and not leaving my prepositions at the end of sentences. I should be shamed off the internet.

~OLJ

We're Totes Sorry, Samsung

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After losing its appeal against the United Kingdom's High Court of Justice, which concluded that Samsung did not in fact infringe upon Apple's design copyrights, the Court of Appeals has decided that Apple must issue a public apology to Samsung.

Not only that, but the Court has told Apple exactly how their apology must be done, right down to the font size. The apology must be done in 14pt Arial font to make it clearly visible. The court did not issue a directive regarding italics, however, leaving Apple some extra room for snark in their apology. Because it was totally heartfelt to begin with... riiight...

In Other News, Apple Tries to Patent the Shape of a Rectangle

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Apple hereby reserves the right to patent everything ever. You're welcome for the Mars Rover, by the way...

Brian Williams Has Apple All Figured Out

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Apple takes most of the flak for this marketing strategy, but the truth is that companies have been doing it practically since the concept of "companies" was invented. Economists even have a dedicated term for it.

But She's the One Who Had to Reboot Him

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Honest Brand Names Don't Sell

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