'Merica in Four Words

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Memebase: With No Apologies to Jim Lehrer

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"Hang On, Khaled, I'm Just Going to Update My Twitter Really Quick!"

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@America catch me if u can l0sers lololollolololo

3 seconds ago near Abbottabad, Pakistan

"F**k."

America's Problem

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They Didn't Take a Day Off... But You Can!

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"Flag Recognition" Wasn't Part of the Job Description

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'MURIKA!!!

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I'd be curious to know what your guys' definition of healthy is. If it starts with "doesn't give you Type II diabetes," then I'm not listening to the rest of it.