This Should Come Standard On Calendars

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Have A Safe New Year! With Pills?

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Seriously though, enjoy the New Year festivities, without pills!

At Least They Got the Beauty Part Right

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So, Mr. Wizard, I Can't Help But Ask...

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Do you, like, have any seminars I could attend or anything like that? Y'know, maybe where you share some of your wizarding secrets tips for success?