"Yeah, wine! Y'know, blood of Christ and all that?"
"... wine in a can, ma'am?"
"Uhh... the Lord works in mysterious ways okthanksbye!"
Meet my drinking buddies!
Personally I think we're all entitled to as much alcohol as our office-crushed souls can handle.
Do you, like, have any seminars I could attend or anything like that? Y'know, maybe where you share some of your wizarding secrets tips for success?
I know how it is sometimes. A long weekend, lots of fun, that total reluctance to continue on and work. Do what you have to do to get through the day folks, I won't judge.