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"If you want to sharpen a pencil, you can collect every item you need for under 1000 dollars... so there's no reason to be intimidated by sharpening a pencil."

NOPE SORRY. I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO SPEND 1000 DOLLARS ON THAN PENCIL SHARPENING, THANKS. YOU KNOW, OTHER TRIVIAL STUFF LIKE FOOD AND RENT.

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I've never seen anyone happier than Miss Jones - Debbie - to use a xerox. Maybe there's some subliminal connection between the word "reproduce" and what the society of the '50s has told her is her life's purpose.

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Long hours, no overtime, nagging customers. You really can't help but feel sorry for him.