Here Are Some Things Facebook Could Have Bought Instead of Whatsapp for $16 Billion

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As you may have heard, Facebook purchased the mobile messenger Whatsapp for a whopping $16 billion dollars this week, equating to over $40 per user of the program. What is Whatsapp, you ask? Take a trip back in your brain to 2002. Remember AOL Instant Messenger? mIRC? Miranda? Yeah, it's that but on your phone. That's it.

It's 2013, and Somehow Somebody Made This Incredibly Racist Law Commercial

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That would be Jim DeBerry, the force behind this ass-backwards commercial for McCutcheon & Hamner, P.C. Attorneys at Law. DeBerry, never one to back down from the "PC Police" apparently, defended accusations of racism with the classic "but I have Asian friends" defense.

Remember, dime-store costumes and bad accents that would make the suits behind old-school Aunt Jemima squirm are totally acceptable so long as you have friends. The wisdom of life, right here.