Schmoyoho is at it again, this time with an autotunerrific version of last night's presidential debate. MC Lehrer wanted a verse, but no one was having any of that noise.

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Game, set, and match, douchenozzle. Enjoy having your license revoked!

Cameron Lilly asks: "Can the police also give out tickets for being a pretty awful person?"

I wish, Cameron. I wish.

Last Friday, Wisconsin news anchor Jennifer Livingston received an email from a viewer attacking her weight.

This morning, she responded to him on the air:

To the person who wrote me that letter — do you think I don't know that? That your cruel words are pointing out something that I don't see?...

Livingston went on to point out that October is National Bullying Prevention Month, and that she hopes the incident will raise awareness of bullying behavior, which is "passed down from people like the man who wrote me that email."

If you are at home and talking about the fat news lady, guess what? Your children are probably going to go to school and call someone fat.

Impressive.

I'll take a tub of your finest high-sodium daddy butter!

Long hours, no overtime, nagging customers. You really can't help but feel sorry for him.

A devious prankster posing as an Apple Store employee pretends to bring iPhone 5s to waiting customers... only to drop and break them.

In the wake of plummeting share prices, revenue, and a long and costly patent lawsuit from NTP, Research In Motion (RIM) created a Youtube video thanking the developers they had previously partnered with for their longstanding loyalty. With Apple and Android platforms crushing the mobile market right now, you can't help but feel a little sad watching this video. Having your VP of developer relations making a video essentially telling customers to "stay tuned" and "keep being optimistic" doesn't exactly mean the company is doing too well...