Quality Service is Our Priority

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We didn't say anything about it being a high priority, though...

Maybe You Should Take Up Wizardry

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You don't seem cut out for this business. Time to uncut yourself from it!

Everyone Please Take Note: The Color Brown Is Now Copyright

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Welp, I guess we'd better change that big brown banner at the top to a color that's a little less infringement-y.

Yes, I just made "infringement" an adjective. Deal with it.

~OLJ

Oh UPS, You So Sneaky

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