Guy on the Right: "Ewwwwww Stahp!"

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Guy on the Right: "Ewwwwww Stahp!"
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Guy on the left: "Mmmmmmm yeah... oooh... nobody does it better than me."

Same With Subway!

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Same With Subway!
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AND Taco Bell! What is your secret, you bastards?

Being Happy is Not Allowed

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Being Happy is Not Allowed
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You wouldn't want to make them think you're plotting something, would you?

Oh I'm Sorry, Officer!

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Oh I'm Sorry, Officer!
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I didn't know I ordered extra BACON, ooh whassup?