Guy on the Right: "Ewwwwww Stahp!"

Favorite
chicken,Turkey,Subway,eating on the subway
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Guy on the left: "Mmmmmmm yeah... oooh... nobody does it better than me."

Same With Subway!

Favorite
taco bell,McDonald's,Subway,burger king
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AND Taco Bell! What is your secret, you bastards?

Being Happy is Not Allowed

Favorite
do not smile at strangers,public transit,Subway
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You wouldn't want to make them think you're plotting something, would you?

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