That's About as Useless as a Flammable Fire Extinguisher...

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But more useless than an ashtray on a motorcycle.

"Why Are You Late, Johnson?"

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"Oh I got tied up in the subway..."

Tip Your Sandwich Artists, People

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You Don't See That During Every Commute...

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This Is A Major Problem In Many Cities

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When you're homeless, the world is your toilet.

The Gauntlet Has Been Thrown

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In The End You're the Real Winner

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