Note Her Overpriced Handbag and Designer Workout Clothes

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"Note her workout clothes which she wears to her pilates classes but doesn't realize she's just blows the entire workout every time on a 600-calorie vanilla latte."

"Fascinating! Why does she even bother with the workout?"

"Something called 'self a steam..."

"Hey Man, We're Gonna Go to the Bar Down the Street and Watch the Game"

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"Hang on, I've got just the thing for you guys! ... Damn, don't tell me I forgot to bring my TV! Oh well, sorry guys, never mind."

The Great First World Problems Outage of 2012

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From 1845 to 1852, there was the Irish Potato Famine. 1 million deaths.

In 1921, there was the great Russian famine. 5 million deaths.

In 2012, there was the great Starbucks famine. 32 million deaths.