Free Coffee, Anyone?

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Free Coffee, Anyone?
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I knew I was qualified for the job anyway when I took their listening comprehension test. The evaluators pretended to be customers and I had to take their orders:

"Can I get your name please?"

"John."

"J-H-O-Q-5-N. Perfect, you'll order will be up in a minute!"

Note Her Overpriced Handbag and Designer Workout Clothes

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Note Her Overpriced Handbag and Designer Workout Clothes
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"Note her workout clothes which she wears to her pilates classes but doesn't realize she's just blows the entire workout every time on a 600-calorie vanilla latte."

"Fascinating! Why does she even bother with the workout?"

"Something called 'self a steam..."

"Hey Man, We're Gonna Go to the Bar Down the Street and Watch the Game"

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"Hey Man, We're Gonna Go to the Bar Down the Street and Watch the Game"
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"Hang on, I've got just the thing for you guys! ... Damn, don't tell me I forgot to bring my TV! Oh well, sorry guys, never mind."