Usually Starbucks Employees Get Just Some Names Wrong

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Usually Starbucks Employees Get Just Some Names Wrong
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This guy sucks! He just writes "Arbok" on every cup! It's like he only knows his own name or something!

Free Coffee, Anyone?

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Free Coffee, Anyone?
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I knew I was qualified for the job anyway when I took their listening comprehension test. The evaluators pretended to be customers and I had to take their orders:

"Can I get your name please?"

"John."

"J-H-O-Q-5-N. Perfect, you'll order will be up in a minute!"

Note Her Overpriced Handbag and Designer Workout Clothes

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Note Her Overpriced Handbag and Designer Workout Clothes
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"Note her workout clothes which she wears to her pilates classes but doesn't realize she's just blows the entire workout every time on a 600-calorie vanilla latte."

"Fascinating! Why does she even bother with the workout?"

"Something called 'self a steam..."