Not Very Grande Are We?

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coffee,coffee holder,coffee warmer,grande,latte,Starbucks
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I See What You Did There

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biggie smalls,monday thru friday,Starbucks,label,straw
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We're Worthless Scum, Not Even Deserving of the Most Base Insults...

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nametags,amazing superpowers,Starbucks,employees,comic
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"It's like we're interns or something!"

This Dramatically Changes Things

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alcohol,Starbucks,wine,changes things,after 12,g rated
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Untitled

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Free Coffee, Anyone?

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coffee,employee,free coffee,Starbucks
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I knew I was qualified for the job anyway when I took their listening comprehension test. The evaluators pretended to be customers and I had to take their orders:

"Can I get your name please?"

"John."

"J-H-O-Q-5-N. Perfect, you'll order will be up in a minute!"

Do I Mocha You Happy?

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cappuccino,coffee,mocha,Starbucks
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I'm all that's needed to get you up in the morning, baby...