From 1845 to 1852, there was the Irish Potato Famine. 1 million deaths.
In 1921, there was the great Russian famine. 5 million deaths.
In 2012, there was the great Starbucks famine. 32 million deaths.
"Note her workout clothes which she wears to her pilates classes but doesn't realize she's just blows the entire workout every time on a 600-calorie vanilla latte."
"Fascinating! Why does she even bother with the workout?"
"Something called 'self a steam..."