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I knew I was qualified for the job anyway when I took their listening comprehension test. The evaluators pretended to be customers and I had to take their orders:

"Can I get your name please?"

"John."

"J-H-O-Q-5-N. Perfect, you'll order will be up in a minute!"

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"Note her workout clothes which she wears to her pilates classes but doesn't realize she's just blows the entire workout every time on a 600-calorie vanilla latte."

"Fascinating! Why does she even bother with the workout?"

"Something called 'self a steam..."

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Via: MSNBC
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From 1845 to 1852, there was the Irish Potato Famine. 1 million deaths.

In 1921, there was the great Russian famine. 5 million deaths.

In 2012, there was the great Starbucks famine. 32 million deaths.

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