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Foooooooooootball. Sunday. Football. America.
"Oh my God! Peter, the Lizard is attacking Central Park! Do something!"
"Shut up, you think I'm gonna go flippity-flyin' around when I'm this full? Where's my insulin?"
... and I'm just... yeah, you know the rest.