"Can you shoot webs? I don't think so!"
"Peter! We've got to stop the Lizard from destroying New York City!"
"You're right, Gwen! I hear he just saved 15 percent or more on his car insurance by switching to GEICO too! That cold-blooded bastard! No pun intended..."
"Oh my God! Peter, the Lizard is attacking Central Park! Do something!"
"Shut up, you think I'm gonna go flippity-flyin' around when I'm this full? Where's my insulin?"
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