Keep Your Friends Close...

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Keep Your Friends Close...
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... and your enemies in a cooler in the backseat.

Yeah, Just Taking a Break Next to the Corn Syrup Cooler

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Yeah, Just Taking a Break Next to the Corn Syrup Cooler
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I remember one of these coolers from the last job I worked! Let's just say that before they called me "Water Cooler Chris" I had a more sugary, carbonated nick name. Also, there was a lot more of me to go around.

-Water Cooler Chris

High Fructose Corn Syrup Cooler

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High Fructose Corn Syrup Cooler
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With my limited knowledge of Science, I'm having trouble not imagining all the carbonation collecting at the top, building pressure until the entire thing explodes.