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YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.

Because apples are delicious and nutritious, neither of which are qualities of which the iPad or a rock can boast.

Woo, look at me, being all fancy and not leaving my prepositions at the end of sentences. I should be shamed off the internet.

~OLJ

Of course, on days where anything important needs to happen, this distribution changes to just "pen not working" over the whole page.

If by "like coffee" you mean "have a crippling addiction to caffeine and couldn't care less what it tastes like," then yes, I like coffee. I like coffee a lot.