A Local News Station Reports the Names of Asiana's Pilots... and Everyone Facepalms

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If you think these names sound like the punchline of a bad joke your uncle would tell, that's because you're correct. The news station later sent out an apology for using unverified information in their report, but not before it was archived by the internet.

The Recycle Must Be Full...

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... or the passive-aggressive note fairy is getting even lazier.

Delivery Driver Manages to Deliver Pizza After Being Stabbed

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An intrepid Louisville, Kentucky delivery driver delivered his pizzas in spite of the fact that he was carjacked and stabbed in the back.  Coincidentally, and luckily for him, his destination was the emergency room of a local hospital. He managed to bring the pizzas into the building to make the delivery before collapsing from his wound. According to local news station WKLY, he is in stable condition and recovering well.