"Fragile? Meh! Whatever..."
FedEx has since responded to the video saying that the employee in question was fired immediately. Sweet, sweet justice!
Oh, sorry I couldn't figure out that your doodle of disjointed spaghetti noodles was a portrait of Vladimir Putin! My sin-freakin'-cerest apologies!
It has terrible hours, you depend on two other older people for everything in life, and you're stuck with it for 18 years! Lame!
Best I can do is six minutes.