"Fragile? Meh! Whatever..."
FedEx has since responded to the video saying that the employee in question was fired immediately. Sweet, sweet justice!
Time to get sirius about life.
"Hey man, want to hang out next Saturday?"
"Sorry dude, I'm busy tomorrow!"
That corner store on 65th street sells keychains for like 10 cents though. Bastards.
The first multi-step maneuver only works if you are female. Males attempting to do that will be given a demotion.