"Fragile? Meh! Whatever..."
FedEx has since responded to the video saying that the employee in question was fired immediately. Sweet, sweet justice!
It's like NASCAR for your skin!
Bandannas will be provided within.
I'm sure Al's "Cease and Desist" just got lost in the mail.
Seriously though, with all that Dos Equis he's knockin' back, he could really use some good old H2O.