In this latest edition of "accidental penis jokes," an ABC12 news reporter unknowingly draws a penis on the touchscreen display while discussing traffic detours around a construction site in Detroit, Michigan.

Oh, sorry I couldn't figure out that your doodle of disjointed spaghetti noodles was a portrait of Vladimir Putin! My sin-freakin'-cerest apologies!

It has terrible hours, you depend on two other older people for everything in life, and you're stuck with it for 18 years! Lame!

Best I can do is six minutes.