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When Northstar Ford in Fort McMurray, Alberta got robbed, dealership owner Marty Giles decided to kill two birds with one stone: get the word out about catching the robbers and raise money for charity. So, he made a commercial that aired on radio stations in northern Alberta that had one simple message:

Return the stolen merchandise, and you'll get off scot free. Refuse to return the stolen merchandise, and I'll offer a 10,000 dollar reward to anyone who turns you in, plus I'll make a 10,000 dollar donation to the charity of the RCMP's choice. Money goes to a good cause, and you suckers get served in the process. Win-win!

Nothing like a little cash to test the honor among thieves. Your buddies or accomplices wouldn't sell you out for 10 grand!

... would they?

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It makes it all the more awesome if you read the comment in David Attenborough's voice.

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Dan Savage created the It Gets Better project in 2010 to help at-risk LGBT youth. In 2013, Stephen Pankhurst has created the It Gets Worse project to inform people entering the customer service industry that they're about to have their souls ripped from their bodies and then stomped on by deplorable hellspawn.

Customer service: if anybody tells you it gets better, they're a dirty, rotten liar.

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"I'll have a salad with croutons, hold the salad."