Now we're just rubbing it in.
~Office Lackey Jack
Wait, they know when it was born? It's been harrying their existence for three months? Tenacious bugger. To paraphrase Ernest Hemingway:
Spider, I love you and respect you very much. But I will kill you dead before this day ends.
Because the plant, of course, is plastic.
Me Gusta and Trollface on a whiteboard