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This Dude's Facebook Complaint to Tesco Is the Best Thing on the Internet

Wes Metcalfe posted a complaint on the wall of the Facebook page of British supermarket Tesco about finding a dead worm in a cucumber.

The complaint spiraled out of control and included Oasis covers, a funeral, and some of the best damn customer service in the history of the planet.

If Rob from Customer Care doesn't get a promotion/raise/bonus out of this, I will have officially lost all faith in humanity.

RIP William

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Guy Delivers Dark Poetic Justice to a Spambot Desperately Trying to Strip

He recognized the spambot almost immediately, but didn't stop there. What follows next is some of the most emo poetry you will ever read. It's a shame the spambot only cares about getting naked because this dude would have totally become a tree for his new friend.

"We will grow a forest from our new bodies." "Help me rot into the earth."

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Watch This WWII Vet Shut Down a Reporter Who Tried to Explain WWII to Him

via Reddit

Certain people just know more.

If you have a question about food, ask a chef. Want to know about space, listen to an astronaut. And when a WWII makes an analogy to WWII, assume they know what they’re talking about.

Someone should’ve told Politico reporter Eric Gellar, who decided to correct Former Congressman and World War II veteran John Dingell.

Comparing Trump’s cabinet picks to kamikaze pilots on Twitter, Dingell was making a fairly clear observation when Gellar decided to peak his history-splainin’ head in the mix. Well, the exchange did not go well as Gellar went down like an Axis plane in a dogfight.

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Tesco Mobile's Ruthless Twitter Account Is Burning Everyone Who Dares to Disrespect

The British phone company, Tesco Mobile, has one of the most savage Twitter account on the internet.

Most people think it's fun and games to joke about Tesco's crappy coverage, or even the obnoxious auto-generated voice mails, but Tesco Mobile doesn't play.

Just take a look at some of these recent brutal comebacks and see for yourself.

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