The clever little plastic doohickey uses a magnet to connect the "control handle" to the dunking cradle on the inside. Cookie lovers, you know what to do.

Yes, that is a Double Down (you know, the sandwich with chicken instead of bread) with a beef patty and bacon in the middle. Your heart valves just closed reading that sentence.

Meanwhile, the rest of us can just marvel at how pleasant this taping process is to look at. You can pick one up here!

The folks at Dude Foods have in fact tried this monstrosity out, and while it's nearly impossible to eat with your hands they do offer the perfect solution: Deep fry the thing and put it on a stick!