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Via Dad Lifer
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“Keeping food on the table… That’s the reason I can’t quit. Keeping Wifi and cable. Otherwise no one would babysit.”

So, uhh, like when does the album drop dudes? Whoever has these legends as dads should consider themselves infinitely blessed. 

By Unknown
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It's not a cakewalk for a dad to rap about how cool he is to his own kids without sounding all too desperate, but somehow, this one cool dad actually pulls it off.

Via NPK CN
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I mean, as touching as a series of scathing fat jokes can be in this context.