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Puns are basically half-jokes that died somewhere along the way on their journey towards being funny, and that makes some people laugh.

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Next Time You're Waiting For an Uber with a Hookup, Try Some Dirt Talk Puns (Or Not it's Kind of Creepy)

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This Street Sign Speaks the Truth

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This Microwave Needs a Little Rearrangement

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You're Tearing Me Apart! WIN

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What's the Name of That Pizza Joint I Didn't Get Out of You Yesterday?

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Everything is Tearable

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Guy Finds Himself In Breast Case Scenario With Girl on Tinder, Proceeds in Perfectly Punny Fashion

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Proof That Single-Mom's Can Do it All

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Go Honda Go Honda Go Honda GO!

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This Panic Button Would Sell Faster Than Their New Album

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That Van is Goghing Places

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Twitter Came Up With Some Clever #NameAPenceMusical That are Equal Parts Hilarious and Depressing

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Bag it Up Please!

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We're Up All Night to Get Skunky

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You Either Win or You Die in Poverty

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