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Pornhub's Christmas Stats are a Fascinating Look Into Festive Faps

Pornhub released their traffic and search data for last week's ho-ho holiday, and it reveals some interesting stats about how the good people of the world stuff their own stockings and jingle their bells.

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Well this was to be expected. 

Pornhub released their stats of traffic, searches, and overall usage before, during, and after the Super Bowl. You won't beleive it, but football makes football fans randy, baby, yeah. Just not during the game. Apparently, most people take a break from crankin' it for once, and watch the goddamn game when it's on, and shoot back over to the computer to shoot one out once it's over. 



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As you can see, people like to watch their pregame shows and their football enough to stop grabbing their own genitals for second. But once that game ends, all the blood rushes right back down to their pants, and they log on before bed. 

Interestingly enough, Masschusettes users were more likely to visit post-win than Atlanta Falcons fans post lost. Apparently, the sweet sight of pornography isn't enoguh to cheer up Atlanta. 



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But the best part of all of this is that on gameday, people like wathcing football related porn. Look at these searches and marvel at the idea of searching "halftime" related pornorgraphy, whcih spiked 2,432% — probably up from no one ever searching that ever because why would anyone? 



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Never before have I so badly wished a prank wasn't a prank. Content warning: this video contains a lot of moaning sounds. If you're at work, you may want to make sure your headphones are plugged in.