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Response of The Day: New Jersey Man Responds to Police Summons in Best Way Possible
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This whole situation just really stinks.

A New Jersey man is facing charges after wiping a police summons "between his butt cheeks" and throwing it at an officer.

The 45-year-old man is reportedly facing a felony for purposely causing the officer to come in contact with bodily fluids during the incident this summer.

The indictment alleges that the man threw the summons in the direction of the officer after "placing it between his butt cheeks" and "wiping the paper in an upward and downward motion."

Dang, Jersey man. You're giving Florida man a run for his money.

Beware: actual poop and a dead varmint ahead.

Tylerwelsh got tired of having his packages stolen off his porch and came up with a brilliant, horrible, vindictive way to get back at the theives in just four easy steps:

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Via: UPROXX
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You may already know of the game "Cards Against Humanity," the "party game for horrible people" (read: "Apples to Apples" for the drunk and ironically racist crowd). Last year the company drove UP the price of their game to spite the feeding frenzy of worthless crap that is Black Friday.

This year, the company outdid themselves, selling a box titled "Bulls**t" in their iconic style. After paying $6 customers found that they were literally shipped manure, as per the description on the page. The product sold out within hours last Friday.

Here's a first-hand look at someone who got totally duped by the product courtesy of Imgur user TheRealCJ:

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