Man, I really hate it when people get dust all over the room, it makes my eyes all itchy and watery.

I'll be a minute, just go on without me!

Reasons your face may look like this:

1. You are listening to Skrillex.

2. You have a medical condition that requires immediate attention.

One is a WIN, the other is not. Take your pick!

The fine men and women aboard the HMS OCEAN make a holiday video for their friends and family back home as they return from their rounds of service.

Weird, I think I just felt my heart get a few sizes larger...