Remember kids, stay safe if you're going to stay sexy!

Just in case you forgot: You were not nearly as clever and romantic as this lady or chap was on Valentine's Day. That is all.

There you go, "I Love You" in 100 different languages. You have some studying to do, WINners!

Well hey, if you're going to be hanging out alone at the bars tonight, at least there's a good trick you can pull along the way.

Awwwww, Valentine's Day, and stuff, and things, and-

Yeah, still at the bar.