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So, I'm driving to my office to turn in my weekly paperwork. A headlight is out. I see a Tucson Police Department squad...

Posted by Steven Hildreth, Jr. on Tuesday, October 27, 2015
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Response of The Day: New Jersey Man Responds to Police Summons in Best Way Possible
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This whole situation just really stinks.

A New Jersey man is facing charges after wiping a police summons "between his butt cheeks" and throwing it at an officer.

The 45-year-old man is reportedly facing a felony for purposely causing the officer to come in contact with bodily fluids during the incident this summer.

The indictment alleges that the man threw the summons in the direction of the officer after "placing it between his butt cheeks" and "wiping the paper in an upward and downward motion."

Dang, Jersey man. You're giving Florida man a run for his money.

Lexi Kozhevsky, a 19-year-old nursing student from St. Louis University, stood in front of cops on Monday night, claiming that she would rather be harmed rather than any harm befall the cops.

She also enjoys:

- Protecting Shell's oil rigs from protesters
- Protecting bankers while they foreclose on people's homes
- Defending EA with multiple shill accounts on Reddit
- Fall Out Boy

She's the hero nobody needs.

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