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Via: Laughing Squid
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I know I'm going to ruin a perfectly good picture of the world's most glorious all-in-one breakfast device by putting words underneath it, but my enthusiasm can be stayed for no longer! This is the contraption that I require to make my breakfast-making dreams complete. It is what haunts my every waking hour as I pour a measly bowl of cereal on a frigid Monday morning. NAY - It is what I imagine coming down the mountain from the east after the first light on the fifth day to save me from morning fatigue. It is the breakfast creator that we both need AND deserve.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, please bury me with one of these so I can take it with me to the afterlife.

Via: Andrew Rea
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This guy continues to outdo himself. I didn't think it could get any better than that whole Bob's Burgers business, or the It's Always Sunny RUM HAM. But no. Foolish assumptions on my part to say the least. Our hero is here to show us that Jake the Dog did in fact crack the code when it comes to assembling the perfect sandwich. 

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Via: Bits and Pieces
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Believe it or not, people have been cooking all kinds of savory meats in their dish washers since the 1970's. Reknowned chef, David Burke, says that can even include the star of your holiday feast! Sealing the bird tightly in a number of Tupperware containers and running it for a few cycles will apparently do the trick. It probably isn't the best way to get that classic golden sheen, but it will definitely be a conversation starter around the dinner table!

Click here for the full recipe.