"The night is darkest before it gets darker."

I have this idea for a tattoo, here's a sketch. So you'd like me to clean it up and add my own artistic touches? No. Follow the sketch. Exactly.

Hmm. These flowers smell strangely like illiteracy.

I would like to go to a taco party. But I would actually settle for a nacho party. Or even an eating-a-hunk-of-pepper-jack-while-standing-in-front-of-the-open-refrigerator-party.

I'm hungry.