I don't think I've ever seen a tattoo that looked quite so annoyed to be a tattoo. It's like someone dragged her away from a pint of Chunky Monkey and a What Not to Wear marathon and said "You have to be a tattoo now. Smile!"

You've got some awful on your feet. Yeah. Right there. And in nine other places.

In case he gets lost?

The longer I stare at the more confused I get...