Well, that's awful.

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bad music,miley cyrus,why would you do that
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Not "The Beatles" or "Jimi Hendrix." No. Miley. Cyrus. Ugh.

Because isn't everybody at least a little passionate about metal folding chairs?

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folding chair,passion for steel,why would you do that
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At least go with something a little more comfortable. This just reminds me of middle school assemblies about abstinence education.

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