Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
Oh god, that was supposed to be a joke... before I saw the "89" which could possibly stand for 1989. Which was thirteen years ago. Uh oh. I sincerely hope there's no teenager in Texas running around with this.
Can you play that for me please? But first, what key is it in?
Me? I'm a head-directly-attached-to-shoulder man.
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