Did you mean "Toss it like a salad"? And what the hell is that atop the L?

Possibly Shopped. Just relax and have a laugh.

What's more embarrassing: A man-stamp or a Korn tattoo?

Diamonds are NOT this girl's best friend.

Give up yet?

Because I'm going to tell you the answer.

Ready?

It's Emma Watson. But before you start crying at her loss of innocence, don't worry, it's for a movie and completely fake.

I wonder if people with tattoos like this look in the mirror every day and legitimately think they made a good decision.