Marry Me. Right Now.

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Marry Me. Right Now.
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There are any number of latent sexual innuendo-type jokes I can make here, but that would be uncouth of me.......Eh screw it. I'D LIKE TO BLOW UP HER DEATH STAR. Ahem. Glad that's out of my system of now. --JackNick

VERY Lightsaber

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VERY Lightsaber
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So in this version, Luke gets his pinky toenail cut off, then Darth Vadar issues the revelation that "Luke, I am your distant cousin." It's called Star Scuffles.